Saturday, October 17, 2009

To my dear ex-wife,
I have made a terrible mistake. My girlfriend no longer wants to see me. She has finished it with me. I am so depressed. You cannot imagine how terrible i feel. Now i have this new house, which i bought to be near her... and for what? I have nothing. I am so lonely. Maybe you would like to come and have lunch with me, or a cup of tea. We could discuss the final splitting of our superannuation. I am so low.
Your ex-husband.

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